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Eric has spent the better part of the last 11 or 12 years trying to figure out this whole "internet" thing, but so far all he's been able to work out is that it's "a worldwide, publicly accessible series of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching using the standard Internet Protocol," which hasn't proved to be very useful at all. He's currently in the middle of a 10 million year project to work out a better definition through the use of a large-scale computational matrix. Please don't blow it up.